I loved you!

-HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I LOVED YOU! I'VE PACKED YOUR THINGS.
 TAKE THEM AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
-BUT I WANTED TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU IN YOUR ABYSMAL UNDERWATER
 CAVE! I EVEN BROUGHT MY FAVORITE KNIFE AND LASER PISTOL!

Even dragons have health issues...

-YOU'VE CURED MY RHEUMATISM! YOU'RE THE BEST ACUPUNCTURE DOCTOR!
-JUST DOING MY JOB SIR!

Hair and Music

HAIR AND MUSIC ARE BEHIND SOME OF THE BIGGEST MYSTERIES OF LIFE...
-YEAH BABY!

Manganese

-HI! I'M A COOL MANGA CHARACTER WITH A SAMURAI SWORD!
-I'M A PIECE OF MANGANESE! WOW! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!!

MANICURILLA

-GOTCHA!
-DARN! I JUST GOT A MANICURE!

Small knives, big women (Grobuga)

-WHAT KNIFE IS THIS GROBUGA?! WHAT ARE YOU? A LITTLE SISSY?!
-50 YEARS OF MARRIAGE AND YOU STILL CAN'T GET IT THROUGH YOUR
 THICK ORC SKULL THAT I'M A WOMAN?!

The Big Game...

-DOUGLAS! I'M IN LABOUR! OH, THE PAINS ARE STRONG!
-CAN THEY TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL? I'M WATCHING THE GAME!

Baby Lifting

-YOU TOOK MY SLEEPING PILLS INSTEAD OF YOUR STEROIDS AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?!

Cathrine

-CATHRINE! WHERE IS THE BOA THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER FROCALO BOUGHT YOU?
-MFGM BGFM!

Misunderstanding

The last piece

Don't let the bedbugs bite!

Purple Bananas