Bless us!

-OH MIGHTY KABOOGAN! BLESS US WITH THE POWER TO SMITE ALL NON BELIEVERS!
-...AND THE POWER TO DIGEST BEANS WITHOUT FARTING!

Bigfoot

-I'M TELLING YOU, I'M THE REAL BIGFOOT!
-I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE SIR, BUT ALL I CAN SEE IS THAT YOU PROBABLY WEAR
  A LARGER THAN NORMAL SHOE!

Dance with me!

-DANCE WITH ME!

Mother, i'm scared!

-MOTHER, I'M SCARED!
-SON...I'M YOUR FATHER...

A matter of Cultural Difference

-AND NOW MY FOE, LET'S DO THE DANCE OF DEATH!
-ARRRRGH! I KILL YOU!
-I THINK THERE IS A MATTER OF CULTURAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US...

Flowers

IN A MORE FLOWING DIMENSION...
-YOU NEVER BUY ME FLOWERS!
-HAPPY NOW?

Boots and Death

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THESE BOOTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
  FOR THIS YOU MUST DIE!