Weird Pizza Time

_YOUR PIZZA IS READY MASTER
-THANK YOU MY BOY!

Laz on Redbubble

Spare me!

-OH GREAT TEDDOR! I BEG OF YOU! SPARE ME!
-OK, BUT NEVER TRY TO HUG ME AGAIN...

Cookies of Doom

-PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!
-YOU KNOW MY GRANDMOTHER?!
  DID SHE FORCE YOU INTO EATING
  HER LETHAL COOKIES TOO?

Freakin Vampire!

-GUYS! IT'S BATMAN!
-BATMAN?! OH MY GOD! BATMAN, I'M YOUR NO.1 FAN!
-THE SAME STORY EVERY SINGLE TIME! CAN'T YOU SEE
  I'M A FREAKIN' VAMPIRE?!!!

Drama Queen

-THIS IS FOR ALL THE PROMISES YOU NEVER KEPT!!!
-YOU WERE ALWAYS SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN!

Praying Pawn

-HOW DARE YOU PRAY IN FRONT OF ME THAT THE WHITES WIN?!
  I'M THE FLIPPIN' BLACK KING!!!
-OH, SORRY SIR! I MISTOOK YOU FOR A BLACK CHURCH!

Bless us!

-OH MIGHTY KABOOGAN! BLESS US WITH THE POWER TO SMITE ALL NON BELIEVERS!
-...AND THE POWER TO DIGEST BEANS WITHOUT FARTING!

Bigfoot

-I'M TELLING YOU, I'M THE REAL BIGFOOT!
-I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE SIR, BUT ALL I CAN SEE IS THAT YOU PROBABLY WEAR
  A LARGER THAN NORMAL SHOE!

Dance with me!

-DANCE WITH ME!

Mother, i'm scared!

-MOTHER, I'M SCARED!
-SON...I'M YOUR FATHER...

A matter of Cultural Difference

-AND NOW MY FOE, LET'S DO THE DANCE OF DEATH!
-ARRRRGH! I KILL YOU!
-I THINK THERE IS A MATTER OF CULTURAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US...

Flowers

IN A MORE FLOWING DIMENSION...
-YOU NEVER BUY ME FLOWERS!
-HAPPY NOW?

Boots and Death

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THESE BOOTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
  FOR THIS YOU MUST DIE!

Dead Owl Eyes

- I THOUGHT YOU WORE GLASSES
-NO. MY EYES ARE DEEP SUNKEN, SO I WORE THESE DEAD OWL EYES...

Lack of Self Awareness

-MY! WHAT A STRANGE CREATURE!

I loved you!

-HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I LOVED YOU! I'VE PACKED YOUR THINGS.
 TAKE THEM AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
-BUT I WANTED TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU IN YOUR ABYSMAL UNDERWATER
 CAVE! I EVEN BROUGHT MY FAVORITE KNIFE AND LASER PISTOL!

Even dragons have health issues...

-YOU'VE CURED MY RHEUMATISM! YOU'RE THE BEST ACUPUNCTURE DOCTOR!
-JUST DOING MY JOB SIR!

Hair and Music

HAIR AND MUSIC ARE BEHIND SOME OF THE BIGGEST MYSTERIES OF LIFE...
-YEAH BABY!

Manganese

-HI! I'M A COOL MANGA CHARACTER WITH A SAMURAI SWORD!
-I'M A PIECE OF MANGANESE! WOW! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!!